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Night-Breed
Joined: 18 Sep 1999 Posts: 1417
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Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2000 6:35 pm Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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How about if we try this again. Last time this evolved into the now infamous watermellon thread. Personally, I think we can do better, especially noting the influx of new names. Of course, the disclaimer, anything goes and no whining about how this has nothing to do with music. As always, if ya' don't dig it, click on "next oldest topic" and be gone with ya. Go in peace.
** Ooops. Forgot. No consecutive posts and keep them down to a sentence or two. **
Now, let's see, how shall we start...
It was my favorite kind of day, rainy, cold, gloomy as all Hell, grey and dark. I was at my usual haunt, the occult book store, when I heard a very unusual sound....
[This message has been edited by Night-Breed (edited 04-27-2000).] |
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SpiritOnParole
Joined: 02 Aug 1999 Posts: 2655 Location: New York, NY/Somerset, NJ.
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Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2000 7:05 pm Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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...coming from the back room. I began to walk towards the back of the store, when all of a sudden, a book fell off of a shelf and hit me on the head. The book was called... |
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OverMuch
Joined: 27 Feb 1999 Posts: 846 Location: Seattle, Washington USA
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Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2000 7:18 pm Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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"Chop Chop Chop" |
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Night-Breed
Joined: 18 Sep 1999 Posts: 1417
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Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2000 7:25 pm Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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Oddly enough, the book, after bouncing off my mellon, landed and fell open to a page that had a very peculiar picture of.... |
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Metalfilm1
Joined: 15 Aug 1999 Posts: 3559 Location: Yonkers, NY 10710
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Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2000 7:51 pm Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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..an "anal chug," an oft-mentioned but rarely seen technique wherein semen is sipped as it pours through the cheeks of the buttocks. |
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Night-Breed
Joined: 18 Sep 1999 Posts: 1417
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Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2000 8:06 pm Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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Upon seeing this, I changed directions, stepped to the front of the store and looked at the painted logo on the glass of the front door. Seeing that it was in fact, not a gay porn shop, and feeling better about my presence there, I decided to re-investigate that strange noise. |
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SpiritOnParole
Joined: 02 Aug 1999 Posts: 2655 Location: New York, NY/Somerset, NJ.
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Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2000 8:47 pm Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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As I turned to walk again to the back room, I caught a glimpse of an ominous shadow as it... |
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Night-Breed
Joined: 18 Sep 1999 Posts: 1417
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Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2000 8:59 pm Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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...caught my attention in my peripheral vision. Accustomed to things like that in an occult book store, I attempted to ignore it until the bitter aroma of burning rubber overcame me and nauseated me, compelling me to look up into the eyes of... |
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SpiritOnParole
Joined: 02 Aug 1999 Posts: 2655 Location: New York, NY/Somerset, NJ.
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Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2000 9:02 pm Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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...the store owner. He glowered at me, his eyes glowing bright red as though he had been possessed by... |
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