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Night-Breed



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PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2000 6:35 pm    Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! Reply with quote

How about if we try this again. Last time this evolved into the now infamous watermellon thread. Personally, I think we can do better, especially noting the influx of new names. Of course, the disclaimer, anything goes and no whining about how this has nothing to do with music. As always, if ya' don't dig it, click on "next oldest topic" and be gone with ya. Go in peace.

** Ooops. Forgot. No consecutive posts and keep them down to a sentence or two. **

Now, let's see, how shall we start...

It was my favorite kind of day, rainy, cold, gloomy as all Hell, grey and dark. I was at my usual haunt, the occult book store, when I heard a very unusual sound....

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SpiritOnParole



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PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2000 7:05 pm    Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! Reply with quote

...coming from the back room. I began to walk towards the back of the store, when all of a sudden, a book fell off of a shelf and hit me on the head. The book was called...
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OverMuch



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PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2000 7:18 pm    Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! Reply with quote

"Chop Chop Chop"
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Night-Breed



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PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2000 7:25 pm    Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! Reply with quote

Oddly enough, the book, after bouncing off my mellon, landed and fell open to a page that had a very peculiar picture of....
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Metalfilm1



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PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2000 7:51 pm    Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! Reply with quote

..an "anal chug," an oft-mentioned but rarely seen technique wherein semen is sipped as it pours through the cheeks of the buttocks.
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Night-Breed



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PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2000 8:06 pm    Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! Reply with quote

Upon seeing this, I changed directions, stepped to the front of the store and looked at the painted logo on the glass of the front door. Seeing that it was in fact, not a gay porn shop, and feeling better about my presence there, I decided to re-investigate that strange noise.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2000 8:47 pm    Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! Reply with quote

As I turned to walk again to the back room, I caught a glimpse of an ominous shadow as it...
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Night-Breed



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PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2000 8:59 pm    Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! Reply with quote

...caught my attention in my peripheral vision. Accustomed to things like that in an occult book store, I attempted to ignore it until the bitter aroma of burning rubber overcame me and nauseated me, compelling me to look up into the eyes of...
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2000 9:02 pm    Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! Reply with quote

...the store owner. He glowered at me, his eyes glowing bright red as though he had been possessed by...
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