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Metalfilm1
Joined: 15 Aug 1999 Posts: 3559 Location: Yonkers, NY 10710
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2000 11:07 pm Post subject: Cheeziest metal song of all time is...... |
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That "squeeze my lemon" line is even older than that. It's from some old blues song and I personally think it's one of the most clever bits of sexual innuendo ever written. |
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nitro4040
Joined: 14 Jan 1999 Posts: 1926
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2000 12:30 am Post subject: Cheeziest metal song of all time is...... |
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One man's cheese is another man's meal. Coming from the cheesiest state, sorry Wisconsin, but here in Cali we have a nice multi-million dollar add compaign for freakin cheese made here...
Ratt - Lay it Down, Round and Round
bon Jovi - You give love a bad name
Anything by Poisen
Def Lep - Pour some Sugar on me
and many many more... some songs become fine cheese after many years of aging...
SunKing - only one problem with the QR song. They didnt write it. That was Slade, was it not?
[This message has been edited by nitro4040 (edited 01-13-2000).] |
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DeathtofalseMetal
Joined: 18 Nov 1998 Posts: 1529 Location: Portland, OR
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2000 12:40 am Post subject: Cheeziest metal song of all time is...... |
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Yeah, it was Slade who did "Cum on feel the noise," as well as such other kings of cheese as "Mama We're all Crazee Now" and "Run Run Away." But then, if it is intentionally cheesey, as Slade undoubtedly was, is it really cheese? Or is the best cheese the unintentional cheese (read the entire Dokken catalog)?
Which brings up another subject -- cheesiest promo slogan. While "Rockin' with Dokken" is good, the best has to be NWOBHM's "If they come askin', tell 'em it's Gaskin." Brilliant! |
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MetallicHead
Joined: 14 Sep 1999 Posts: 128 Location: Monterrey, NL, Mexico
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2000 12:46 am Post subject: Cheeziest metal song of all time is...... |
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THE MACARENAAA!!!!!
OK... so that's not metal, but how about Sabbra Cadabra... what's up with Black Sabbath singin "She gives me lovin every night and day..." "She makes me feel happyyyy..."
cheesy as hell!!
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jordan
Joined: 23 May 1999 Posts: 31 Location: spofford, nh
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2000 2:16 am Post subject: Cheeziest metal song of all time is...... |
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my friend at work is a big alice cooper fan and he brought in Trash...Should be called Cheese....bed of nails, house of fire,this maniacs in love with you......what a piece of **** album..his voice sucks too..the lyrics were written by mickey mouse for christs sake...give it a listen .. you'll crave some brie immediately. |
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EXCITER
Joined: 25 Jul 1999 Posts: 334 Location: Williamsburg, VA
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2000 7:54 am Post subject: Cheeziest metal song of all time is...... |
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Whoa, Jordan! SpiritOnParole is gonna have a field day with you, dude.
EXCITER |
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The Yod
Joined: 07 Dec 1998 Posts: 124 Location: Cape Coral, Fl USA
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2000 2:10 pm Post subject: Cheeziest metal song of all time is...... |
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Hate to pick on my boys....but!
Motley Crue's - Livewire and Too Fast for Love certainly come to mind for cutting the cheese.......man those song's suck! |
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SunKingHono
Joined: 28 Sep 1999 Posts: 181 Location: Honolulu, Hawaii
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2000 6:08 pm Post subject: Cheeziest metal song of all time is...... |
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Nitro and Death,
Correct, Slade wrote it. Fortunately I only know of the QR performance...Kevin Dubrow...hah!!! Cheeeezey
Wait a minute...didn't QR perform that piece of crap along with the ever so from'unda cheesey metal health...or am I losing what little remains of my mind?
Alice Cooper I wanna be yer frankenstein also makes me hanker for a hunka, a slab, a slice, a chunka...
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HardRocker Site Admin
Joined: 06 Nov 1998 Posts: 1765 Location: Dallas, TX.
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2000 6:21 pm Post subject: Cheeziest metal song of all time is...... |
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Hard to believe Long Stick got the thumbs down. One of the greatest intros and riffs that there is...... |
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