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Fatalcharm
Joined: 18 Dec 1998 Posts: 1973 Location: dayton,tx,usa
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 1999 9:04 am Post subject: What got you hooked on a particular band? |
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It was a brisk autumn day. Horatio Alger an elderly soul was walking down the street making his way back from the local spend-thrift. Down the street a young man is rummaging through a bush in his victorian style frontyard. But this was no ordinary bush. For it was a bush of fruitful treasures of days long past. The young man exclaims "Behold I have found a leather cassette case." Horatio Alger makes his way down the avenue with twin grocery bags in his wiey pale arms. Arms that once new the thundering strike of a hammer, arms that could rape a field or comfort a newfoundling child. He turns his ancient face to the heavens for the gods are unpleased. The thunder above jolts his nerves and a cold wind dries his weathered lips. The young man opens his pandoras box and he ejaculates verbally "OH MY GOD SOMEONE THREW A COPY OF DECADE OF DECADENCE IN MY YARD, GOD I DON'T REALLY LIKE CRUE." Mean while Horatio Alger stumbles to the ground. His grocery bag expells a single egg which raptures on the onyx black road. He glares at the busted yolk spewed on the gravel and he remembers an old story from his days in the merchant marines. He raise his eyes to the now cold grey sky and with a piercing agonizing Scream he wails "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SPARE THE CHILD." Horatio then buckles and his life passes on the spot. However, Horatio wasn't the only soul lost on that day. For mine was lost to MOTLEY CRUE. RISE MY BROTHERS AND SHOUT AT THE DEVIL.
(based on a true account) |
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EXCITER
Joined: 25 Jul 1999 Posts: 334 Location: Williamsburg, VA
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 1999 9:07 am Post subject: What got you hooked on a particular band? |
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Fatal:
Have you considered therapy?
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OverMuch
Joined: 27 Feb 1999 Posts: 846 Location: Seattle, Washington USA
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 1999 10:56 am Post subject: What got you hooked on a particular band? |
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HeatherMetal
Joined: 26 Jul 1999 Posts: 1586 Location: Nashvegas, TN USA
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 1999 12:06 pm Post subject: What got you hooked on a particular band? |
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Tipper Gore and the PMRC turned me onto WASP. I just had to check out the band that put Washington's panties in a wad! |
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Fatalcharm
Joined: 18 Dec 1998 Posts: 1973 Location: dayton,tx,usa
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 1999 2:52 pm Post subject: What got you hooked on a particular band? |
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My cat eats chilli from the skillet.
Actually in 1992 I did find a case full of tapes in a bush in my front yard. Among them were Crue and a real sorry Scorpion one.
When I heard the piano intro on Home Sweet Home I was taken.
[This message has been edited by Fatalcharm (edited 09-14-1999).] |
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Fatalcharm
Joined: 18 Dec 1998 Posts: 1973 Location: dayton,tx,usa
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 1999 3:21 pm Post subject: What got you hooked on a particular band? |
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Never have considered therapy. But I did consider wrapping myself in aluminum foil and telling people I was a bologna sandwich. |
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Heather
Joined: 25 Mar 1999 Posts: 568 Location: MT but soon to be AZ
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 1999 3:35 pm Post subject: What got you hooked on a particular band? |
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My cats do the same thing! One has been re-named "Stinky". (picture a little guy holding his nose) |
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SpiritOnParole
Joined: 02 Aug 1999 Posts: 2655 Location: New York, NY/Somerset, NJ.
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 1999 3:48 pm Post subject: What got you hooked on a particular band? |
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And MY cat eats aluminum foil...watch your back, Fatal.
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Metalfilm1
Joined: 15 Aug 1999 Posts: 3559 Location: Yonkers, NY 10710
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 1999 11:36 pm Post subject: What got you hooked on a particular band? |
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A man walks into a psychiatrist's office stark naked but wrapped head to toe in plastic wrap. The shrink takes one look at him and says, "well I can clearly see you're nuts." |
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