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Metalfilm1
Joined: 15 Aug 1999 Posts: 3559 Location: Yonkers, NY 10710
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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 1999 3:37 pm Post subject: To hell with Xmas |
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Damn it, people, let's not forget the Jews in here! Christmas, Scmistmas. Gimme some latkes and I'll be happy! While we're here, let's do some old song changes, Judaic-style
"No Presents For Chanukah"-Mercyful Fate
"Kvetch Like a Beast"-WASP
"Long Stick Goes Oy"-Krokus
"Shabbos Bloody Shabbos"-Black Shabbos
"Don't Know What You Got ('Til it Sues the Pants Off You)"-Cinderella
"Youth Gone Old"-Skid Row
"Enter Shloymie"-Metallica
"For Those About to Eat Lox, We Salute You"-AC/DC |
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Night-Breed
Joined: 18 Sep 1999 Posts: 1417
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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 1999 4:03 pm Post subject: To hell with Xmas |
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Defenders of the Menorah - Judas Priest
Modern Day Schlemiel - Tesla
(apologies for the spelling, I'm hoping for Hooked on Jewish Phonics for x-mas)
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DeathtofalseMetal
Joined: 18 Nov 1998 Posts: 1529 Location: Portland, OR
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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 1999 5:32 pm Post subject: To hell with Xmas |
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Poor Mattfilm is now in the same boat as South Park's Kyle. "dradle, dradle, dradle, I made you out of clay . . . "
Myself, I'm sick of all the oppression being heaped on those like myself of Canadian heritage (e.g. South Park the Movie; european's hogging up NHL rosters). Therefore, I am celebrating Kwanzaa this year.
Peace out. |
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Metalfilm1
Joined: 15 Aug 1999 Posts: 3559 Location: Yonkers, NY 10710
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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 1999 10:04 pm Post subject: To hell with Xmas |
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Who you callin' MATTFILM?? [img]http://axl.hardradio.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img] |
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Metalfilm1
Joined: 15 Aug 1999 Posts: 3559 Location: Yonkers, NY 10710
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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 1999 10:06 pm Post subject: To hell with Xmas |
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Who you callin' MATTFILM?? [img]http://axl.hardradio.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img] |
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OverMuch
Joined: 27 Feb 1999 Posts: 846 Location: Seattle, Washington USA
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Posted: Wed Dec 01, 1999 10:02 am Post subject: To hell with Xmas |
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Oy! I think the South Park movie was totally making fun of Americans MUCH more than Canada....point of view, I guess. I saw it as satire on how xenophobic we can be sometimes.
And Metalfilm...my g/f is in the same boat. We've decided to celebrate Mosesmas this year. |
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nitro4040
Joined: 14 Jan 1999 Posts: 1926
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Posted: Wed Dec 01, 1999 1:44 pm Post subject: To hell with Xmas |
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What about Quanza? and Ramadan is right around the corner too.
I apologize as I did not mean Christmas in the religous sense...
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EXCITER
Joined: 25 Jul 1999 Posts: 334 Location: Williamsburg, VA
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Posted: Wed Dec 01, 1999 2:46 pm Post subject: To hell with Xmas |
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"Rock 'N Roll All 8 Nights" - KISS
"Manora in the Wind" - Elton John (Manora - Spelled right?)
"Save all your Money" - Great White
"Money for Nothing" - Dire Straights
Sorry, these were really bad!
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