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Fatalcharm
Joined: 18 Dec 1998 Posts: 1973 Location: dayton,tx,usa
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 1999 8:05 pm Post subject: You can't call it cheating, she reminds me of you. |
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Signs of the apocalypse:
"Make love like a Man" by Def Leppard is declared the national anthem. The streets flow with blood. |
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SpiritOnParole
Joined: 02 Aug 1999 Posts: 2655 Location: New York, NY/Somerset, NJ.
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 1999 8:20 pm Post subject: You can't call it cheating, she reminds me of you. |
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Sign of the Apocalypse No. 2:
Fatalcharm posts a topic with a remotely relevant title.
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Fatalcharm
Joined: 18 Dec 1998 Posts: 1973 Location: dayton,tx,usa
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 1999 8:41 pm Post subject: You can't call it cheating, she reminds me of you. |
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Sign of the Apocalypse #3
A 12 yr. old boy looks at the cover of Poison's "Look what the Cat dragged in". He then declares, "These are some fine chicks." Meanwhile in Toronto a construction workers head falls off. |
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SpiritOnParole
Joined: 02 Aug 1999 Posts: 2655 Location: New York, NY/Somerset, NJ.
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 1999 8:59 pm Post subject: You can't call it cheating, she reminds me of you. |
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Sign of the Apocalypse No. 4:
An overzealous Alice Cooper fan actually finds Gail's head.
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Fatalcharm
Joined: 18 Dec 1998 Posts: 1973 Location: dayton,tx,usa
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 1999 9:11 pm Post subject: You can't call it cheating, she reminds me of you. |
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Signs of the Apocalypse #5
Gails head works at the Jack in the Box in Corpus Christi texas. The dow jones plummets. |
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Not Man
Joined: 24 May 1999 Posts: 538 Location: Upstate, NY U.S.A.
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 1999 9:15 pm Post subject: You can't call it cheating, she reminds me of you. |
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quote[quote]A 12 yr. old boy looks at the cover of Poison's "Look what the Cat dragged in". He then declares, "These are some fine chicks."[/quote]
You say that Fatal, I remember when that cd came out I was in my favorite music store (now it's closed) and I asked my friend, the store manager, how that new girl band Poison was he said "Dude those aren't girls!" Needless to say I was embarrassed. [img]http://axl.hardradio.com/ubb/redface.gif[/img] |
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SpiritOnParole
Joined: 02 Aug 1999 Posts: 2655 Location: New York, NY/Somerset, NJ.
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 1999 9:26 pm Post subject: You can't call it cheating, she reminds me of you. |
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Sign of the Apocalypse No. 6:
Creamed KoRn is served every Tuesday in middle school cafeterias nationwide. Dysentery runs rampant.
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SpiritOnParole
Joined: 02 Aug 1999 Posts: 2655 Location: New York, NY/Somerset, NJ.
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 1999 9:37 pm Post subject: You can't call it cheating, she reminds me of you. |
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Sign of the Apocalypse No. 7:
A new perfume company, Fatal Charm, crops up out of nowhere and issues a scent called "Apocalypse." I buy a bottle and men flock to me like annoying little insects to sweet substances. Fatal Charm Perfume Co. goes on to topple Radio Shack as the most ubiquitous store in the United States.
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SpiritOnParole
Joined: 02 Aug 1999 Posts: 2655 Location: New York, NY/Somerset, NJ.
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 1999 9:40 pm Post subject: You can't call it cheating, she reminds me of you. |
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Sign of the Apocalypse No. 8:
Axl Rose, Marilyn Manson, and the ghost of Bon Scott collaborate on an a capella album. Fran Drescher provides backing vocals.
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