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Metalfilm1
Joined: 15 Aug 1999 Posts: 3559 Location: Yonkers, NY 10710
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2000 2:26 am Post subject: Got any autographs? |
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Autograph-seekers' tip #187: Swedish musicians.
When confronting a Swede for some timne and ink, distract him by asking him about one of his other bands (they always have one or two or ten).
EXAMPLES (main bands in parentheses):
"So, Mike Amott, when is the new Spiritual Beggars album coming out?" (Arch Enemy)
"So, Jesper Stromblad, why aren't you in Sinergy anymore?" (In Flames)
"So, Mike Wead, how's the new Memento Mori album shaping up?" (Mercyful Fate)
"So, Sharlee D'Angelo model W-1000, how do you keep up with Witchery, Dismember, Arch Enemy (not anymore), Sinergy..." (Mercyful Fate)
Warning on approaching Sharlee: as he plays in over 8 bands, he is clearly not human. Caution is required lest one be liquified into the pasty fuel which undoubtedly keeps the Sharlee W-1000 active.
So when they say "do the W," a shudder runs across your back. |
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HeatherMetal
Joined: 26 Jul 1999 Posts: 1586 Location: Nashvegas, TN USA
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Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2000 5:20 pm Post subject: Got any autographs? |
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In addition to diversional tactics with Swedish artist - this worked well for me:
Are you still managing Liza Minelli? I asked Gene Simmons this question back in 1987/8/9 - stopped him in his tracks. And he was only managing her recording career at that point. |
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