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Depp
Joined: 30 Nov 1998 Posts: 414
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2000 9:37 am Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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and he hesitated to the sound of "Im fat", i took forth the holy handgranade of antich, and started to count...1...2...3.. |
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HeatherMetal
Joined: 26 Jul 1999 Posts: 1586 Location: Nashvegas, TN USA
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2000 10:11 am Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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Suddenly the cum mop man lunged at me. He was angry about the reindeer dung ground into his nice clean floor. I had to defend myself . . |
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Night-Breed
Joined: 18 Sep 1999 Posts: 1417
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2000 10:27 am Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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with the only weapon I had at hand. From the rack on the wall, I grabbed a dildo the size of... |
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OverMuch
Joined: 27 Feb 1999 Posts: 846 Location: Seattle, Washington USA
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2000 10:30 am Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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...a small Central American country. I went after him, fully intending to...
[This message has been edited by OverMuch (edited 04-28-2000).] |
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Bullgod10304
Joined: 26 Dec 1999 Posts: 1043 Location: North burbs of Chicago, IL
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2000 12:03 pm Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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"DEAD I AM THE ONE, EXTERMINATING SON!!!!!"
Elian, hearing this Rob Zombie song, rises up in agony, calls his homies on the cell phone he just stole for some backup. Then in walks in..... |
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EXCITER911
Joined: 02 Jan 2000 Posts: 88 Location: Williamsburg, VA, USA
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2000 12:16 pm Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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Where he sees Janet Reno naked. Knowing that this may be his ticket back home, Elian's father throws on a Iced Earth CD and..... |
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HeatherMetal
Joined: 26 Jul 1999 Posts: 1586 Location: Nashvegas, TN USA
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2000 12:30 pm Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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immediately removes his clothes and begins a nekkid buddah dance with good ole Janet. Just then Matthew McCaughnahey (SP?) whips out the bongos and whips off the clothes to join them. This made me very ill . .. |
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EXCITER911
Joined: 02 Jan 2000 Posts: 88 Location: Williamsburg, VA, USA
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2000 12:44 pm Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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Because Janet is the ugliest thing on DIO's earth! He excused himself to change the CD and puts on RATT's song "I'll leave the morning after", explaing to her that afterwards, he needs to visit a school in Colombine and take out his frustration. |
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Night-Breed
Joined: 18 Sep 1999 Posts: 1417
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2000 12:49 pm Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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With the cacophany of Iced Earth and Ratt and bongos blasting through the store, Dee Snider and I decided to go for a beer as soon as we kicked the crap out of Elian's father. |
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