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Bullgod10304
Joined: 26 Dec 1999 Posts: 1043 Location: North burbs of Chicago, IL
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2000 11:20 pm Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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Instead, Eddie's wife answers the phone and finds out what is going on. She decides that she want a sevensome with Gary, Brit, Dee, Howard, me, and the donkey. I say, "HEY, WAIT A MINUTE......... |
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EXCITER
Joined: 25 Jul 1999 Posts: 334 Location: Williamsburg, VA
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2000 6:42 am Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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....this sounds like a backstage party at a George Michael show! Immediately, I consulted my inner-self and came up with the idea to...... |
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OverMuch
Joined: 27 Feb 1999 Posts: 846 Location: Seattle, Washington USA
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2000 8:52 am Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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...get a vat of industrial-strength lubricant and bang the hell outta not only Valerie, but McKenzie Phillips and Schneider from "One Day at a Time" as well. |
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Night-Breed
Joined: 18 Sep 1999 Posts: 1417
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2000 10:05 am Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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This sounded like a great idea to me since I've always had a thing for Schnieder and his greasy handlebar moustache anyway. As McKenzie and Valerie were slathering thier bodies with butter flavored crisco... |
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HeatherMetal
Joined: 26 Jul 1999 Posts: 1586 Location: Nashvegas, TN USA
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2000 10:17 am Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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Jimmie Walker came struttin in the door. Upon seeing Valerie and McKenzie slathered up he screamed "DY-NO-MITE". Valerie replied, .... |
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Night-Breed
Joined: 18 Sep 1999 Posts: 1417
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2000 1:33 pm Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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"I'm not doing anything until Roger and Re-run from 'What's Happenin' get here!" |
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Dark Reign
Joined: 22 Aug 2000 Posts: 287 Location: Pennsylvania, USA
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2000 1:35 pm Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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Unfortunately, all they could come up with was the cast of "the Jeffersons". Valerie looked at me and said...... |
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SpiritOnParole
Joined: 02 Aug 1999 Posts: 2655 Location: New York, NY/Somerset, NJ.
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2000 3:05 pm Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals. So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel." |
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Bullgod10304
Joined: 26 Dec 1999 Posts: 1043 Location: North burbs of Chicago, IL
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2000 3:10 pm Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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Just then, Iggy Pop walks in the door holding a bottle of vaseline and walking his pet armadillo, which is all greased up. I say........
[This message has been edited by Bullgod10304 (edited 05-04-2000).] |
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