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Night-Breed
Joined: 18 Sep 1999 Posts: 1417
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2000 4:48 pm Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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"I'd rather do the armadillo than Sherman Helmsley, give me that little bastard!" |
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Bullgod10304
Joined: 26 Dec 1999 Posts: 1043 Location: North burbs of Chicago, IL
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2000 10:03 pm Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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Then Britney was getting tired of seeing the armadillo and Sherman Hensley getting all the attention. So just before I was going to do something that I know I was going to regret, she takes off all her clothes and makes herself a whip-cream bikini. She then says, "Gimme that armadillo!" |
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Night-Breed
Joined: 18 Sep 1999 Posts: 1417
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2000 4:06 pm Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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Whereupon the armadillo pulls off it's mask and reveals that it's not really an armadillo at all but in reality he is ... |
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Depp
Joined: 30 Nov 1998 Posts: 414
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2000 4:45 pm Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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Freddy Kruger, and starts slashing celebreties to the left and to the right, and the blood goes streaming psssssssss, in slowmotion. |
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HeatherMetal
Joined: 26 Jul 1999 Posts: 1586 Location: Nashvegas, TN USA
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Posted: Sat May 06, 2000 11:07 pm Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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Then out of nowhere, Dokken appears and starts to sing "In My Dreams". Don Dokken grabs the Freddy Armadillo and gives him a rimjob. Don exclaims "That's funny, it tastes like chicken." |
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Bullgod10304
Joined: 26 Dec 1999 Posts: 1043 Location: North burbs of Chicago, IL
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2000 11:41 pm Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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"And I hate chicken!!" All the a sudden, I wake up in a cold sweat, and realize it was just a dream. I look out my bedroom window, and low and behold, I see......... |
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Night-Breed
Joined: 18 Sep 1999 Posts: 1417
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Posted: Mon May 08, 2000 10:42 am Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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That it's a gloomy, cloudy, rainy, cold, crappy day. My favourite kind.
I think I'll go to the occult book store.
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And thus ends the second installment of Hard Stories. Less perversion than the first but more rock star cameos I think. Job well done.
And until next time, may the darkness enfold you. |
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Bullgod10304
Joined: 26 Dec 1999 Posts: 1043 Location: North burbs of Chicago, IL
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Posted: Mon May 08, 2000 11:58 pm Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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NB-These things always end with a circle. I have this amazing ability to open up an ending. Did the same thing last time also. |
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