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Fretbuzz
Joined: 15 Jan 2000 Posts: 254 Location: Americas Beer Producing Capital
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Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2000 10:28 pm Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. The owner grabbed me by the throat then said...... |
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Bullgod10304
Joined: 26 Dec 1999 Posts: 1043 Location: North burbs of Chicago, IL
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Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2000 10:34 pm Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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do you really want to pay for that rubber penis. I threw him down and busted out my.....
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Fretbuzz
Joined: 15 Jan 2000 Posts: 254 Location: Americas Beer Producing Capital
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2000 12:23 am Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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Studded num-chuks. I whipped the chuks over my shoulder and laid the biggest bitch slap that the manager has ever felt. I then said no I don't! I would rather........ |
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Metalfilm1
Joined: 15 Aug 1999 Posts: 3559 Location: Yonkers, NY 10710
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2000 1:02 am Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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dumb blonde who broke all her teeth practicing fellatio on a vibrator. As circumstance had it, it was merely... |
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Fretbuzz
Joined: 15 Jan 2000 Posts: 254 Location: Americas Beer Producing Capital
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2000 1:13 am Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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Santa Claus with a penis pump bathing in cooking oil grasping his....... |
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Night-Breed
Joined: 18 Sep 1999 Posts: 1417
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2000 8:25 am Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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...favorite signature model Jenna Jameson pocket p.ussy. Happy that I now knew where the burning rubber smell came from, I stepped over the bludgeoned possesed store manager when the demon inhabiting his body decided to... |
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Night-Breed
Joined: 18 Sep 1999 Posts: 1417
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2000 9:07 am Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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the biggest damn pile of steaming reindeer crap you've ever seen. This seemed to oddly arouse the demon. |
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EXCITER
Joined: 25 Jul 1999 Posts: 334 Location: Williamsburg, VA
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2000 9:12 am Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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The demon proceeded to gently defacate on my face, while reading the poetic inner notes from Dio's "Magica" CD. As quick as I could, I turned and.... |
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OverMuch
Joined: 27 Feb 1999 Posts: 846 Location: Seattle, Washington USA
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2000 9:20 am Post subject: It's story time again boyz and girlz!!! |
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Sang the entire catalogue of Weird Al songs. Fearful, the RonDemon clenched his cheeks and... |
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