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PaulEMoz
Joined: 24 Oct 2000 Posts: 843 Location: Newcastle, England...now in Detroit, MI, USA
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2004 4:18 pm Post subject: Ah, Stratovarius, the fun never ends.... |
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Latest Stratovarius 'news'. Some of it's not nice, but it's still entertaining. We seem to be witnessing an almighty collapse here.
"The STRATOVARIUS forum has been closed because 2 individuals sent an email to the Finnish police and claimed that STRATOVARIUS supports Nazis. This claim is outright ridiculous and deserves that I tell these 2 idiots: **** OFF!!!
"The forum was subjected to a calculated attack by people who wanted the whole site brought down. We are considering legal options against these individuals. There were coordinated posts by Nazi trolls, and minutes after that email was sent to the police claiming STRATOVARIUS supported racial hate speech.
"STRATOVARIUS has never and never will support any form of physical violence. We might break toilets, hotelrooms and occasionally piss to places where you should not piss, but we do not encourage any form of violence to our fellow human beings. We are all part of THE HUMAN RACE.
"Speaking of which that the hate mail has continued to pour in. I have received about 40 handwritten letters of hate mail. [New singer] MissK has received more and the most horrible thing was in the form of a packet that arrived from Brazil. It contained SHIT. Thank you very much indeed from the bottom of our drunken hearts.
"I still haven't found a replacement for Anders Johansson, whom I fired from STRATOVARIUS couple of weeks ago.
"There is one very strong candidate though and when I get her promotional material, I will make the decision. STRATOVARIUS may have a female drummer as well! This lady kicks some serious ****ing ass!!
" 'PopKiller' songs are almost ready and I have to tell you that it also kicks some serious mother****ing ASS!! It reminds me at times of PANTERA. But perhaps bit more melodic.
"In about a week I will travel to Germany for rehearsals of Piorno Rock festival.
"Still no word from Kotipelto. I guess he is not coming to rehearsals. I actually met him in Tavastia club where I was enjoying a great ****ing band THUNDERSTONE. These guys are absolutely crazy. You know what they do? They have a habit that they call 'Eskimo Kisses'. 2 members of the band rub their testicles against each other. I always wonder, when I see that, why on Earth someone would be doing that.
"But hell yeah, I met Kotipelto and I tried to talk to him, but he just walked away. I must admit I was drunk as a skunk though and could barely talk. Hey, I have been studying Wilhelm Reich, my man!!! You should check anything he wrote, but I have been reading now mainly 'The Sexual Revolution', 'Genitality' and 'The Mass Psychology Of Fascism'.
"Great, great books.
"Well, that's all folks, take care of yourselves.
"In ****ing Metal, Timo Tolkki" |
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Jake
Joined: 02 Mar 1999 Posts: 4963
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2004 4:32 pm Post subject: Ah, Stratovarius, the fun never ends.... |
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Why was he talking about Kotipelto? I thought he kicked him out of the band with extreme prejudice. |
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Wyvern
Joined: 03 May 2002 Posts: 2214 Location: Costa Rica
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2004 11:48 pm Post subject: Ah, Stratovarius, the fun never ends.... |
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Tolki is a suitable case for treatment, can sombody put him on a straight jacket, confine him in a padded room and lost the key after closing the door?
He fired Anders? The guy is not drunk, the guy is absolutely psychotic, neurotic, paranoid, schizophrenic, mythomaniacal and whatever else a twisted mind can make.
Let's forget about Stratocircus, let them go the way of the dodo. |
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Tyrannorabbit
Joined: 04 Oct 2000 Posts: 3985 Location: Canada
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2004 1:12 am Post subject: Ah, Stratovarius, the fun never ends.... |
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quote: Originally posted by Wyvern:
Let's forget about Stratocircus, let them go the way of the dodo.
No, no...come on, this insanity is the best thing to come out of this band since Visions. I don't even care if they record again...but I'd love to hear the progress of Timo going further and further off the deep end. |
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Wyvern
Joined: 03 May 2002 Posts: 2214 Location: Costa Rica
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 1:51 pm Post subject: Ah, Stratovarius, the fun never ends.... |
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quote: Originally posted by Tyrannorabbit:
quote: Originally posted by Wyvern:
Let's forget about Stratocircus, let them go the way of the dodo.
No, no...come on, this insanity is the best thing to come out of this band since Visions. I don't even care if they record again...but I'd love to hear the progress of Timo going further and further off the deep end.
My point is that the board is wasting time is Strato, Bralala or some useles rants. Let's move on and talk about real bands, with real music going forward, not backwards. |
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