SW: Did you suck?
JB: The PA blew out halfway through the show I think, and so people couldn't hear me sing. Which was probably good because I probably did suck. [laughs]

SW: Have you ever gotten laid while listening to your own music?
JB: [laughs] You're asking some good questions! You know, I don't think I'm that much of a narcissist. I don't think I ever had to put on my music to get me in the mood for sex. It would probably make me laugh too much, quite honestly. It might have been coincidental, someone might have been listening to it in another room, but I don't think I actually put it on. I don't know if I ever had sex with the armor on either, although that would probably be something that, in my kinky state of mind, would have been more interesting. I remember a scene in Excalibur, there's a part where the guy's f**king this one girl in his armor and I was like, "Yeah, that's rad!" Maybe I missed out on a golden opportunity.

SW: Speaking of "golden," who's your favorite Golden Girl?
JB: The old one, but she's not even really the oldest one. What's her name?

SW: The small one?
JB: Yeah, what's her name? It's not Rue McClanahan, it's not Betty White, it's not Maude, it's...the other one.

SW: I know who you're talking about but I forget her name. I'll look it up. [Editor's note: Estelle Getty.]
JB: Yeah, she's the best, man. She's totally sarcastic, always ball-busting. She rips.

SW: She's not the hottest though.
JB: Oh, well you asked who my favorite was!

SW: Okay, then who's the hottest?
JB: Oh, Rue McClanahan's a little slut. I still like Grandma though cause she's a ball buster. But am I turned on? Probably not.

Erik Fong writes for a Bay Area entertainment magazine called The Wave. And yes, ladies, he's single. E-mail: erik@fongduckdong.com

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