TED NUGENT - "Hey God, Thanks For The Gift Of Life. I Think I'll Poison It." Page 3
by Martin Popoff

"Dear God! Dear God in heaven! Inexcusable! And by the way, nobody likes to eat more than I do (laughs). I can eat a f**kin' palette of chocolate cake and stuff like that. But I don't! Because I give a shit! Instead I'm eating organic raspberries, strawberries, blueberries, and peaches from Oregon right now. That's my meal today. I had some fresh halibut earlier today, but at the restaurant, 'Would you like dessert?' I go, 'No, I'm going to be eating strawberries later.' 'Well, we've got some great chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, chocolate cake.' I went, 'That's great. Give it to that fat f**ker over there.' I'm telling you, Martin, people who are offended by me are guilty."

And now it's not just chocolate cake anymore. It's got brand name on it - it's a Cadbury or Snickers chocolate cake to move it even closer to a chocolate bar!

"It's still bad for you. And I mean, I had one of those little bite-size Three Musketeers yesterday. There's nothing wrong about that. But kind of think intelligent. Spirit management. I'm deep into spirit management, baby. You may have noticed that about me."

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